Why haven't I posted anything since Friday on my evil Xymphora blog? Well, my mom just found out about it and threatened to kick me out of the basement if I didn't stop. Luckily, she doesn't know about this blog where I tell the truth.
Even though my mom isn't Jewish, I blame them for her punishing me. If it weren't for them telling Mindy Cohn not to date me, I would be married to her and living in my own house off of her massive Facts of Life residuals.
In the news today we hear that the Arab countries with the most oil revenues have donated a whopping $50k to world hunger relief. Great work... I'll need a few days to blame that on the Jews on my false blog, but really who are these evil people?
Oops, mom is coming. Bye!
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