Have You Seen The Real Me?

Hello, this blog is meant to keep me sane. I hope it works.

I am the person who writes the Jew-hating blog masquerading as an actual political awareness/liberal site known as xymphora.

But the truth is, I know everything I put in that blog is a lie. Lies that grow out of the fact that Jewish people have always made me feel inferior intellectually, morally, and especially sexually.

It all started when actress Mindy Cohn of "Facts of Life" fame and I dated. After our 17th date, I was finally able to start "closing the deal" if you know what I mean... when she took one look at my penis and couldn't stop laughing. It was humiliating. I knew then that I must grow up to be the next Adolf Hitler.

But being a Canadian, I really don't have much energy for that kind of stuff. So, I turned to the Internet where I pretend to be some kind of smarty pants indulging in "Wars for the Jews" rhetoric and the like.

At first, it helped. I've created a fantasy world where right is wrong and wrong is right, (murdering Arab terrorists are actually HEROES in my fantasy life).

But the truth is, I still love Mindy. And if she'll have me, I'm dying to get back with her. So I have to get rid of the blog. But then I have another problem: the ne0-Nazis and Arab terrorists who love my site, (pretending to be Western intellectuals of course), won't let me. If they only knew I was a pathetic coffee house barista still living in my parents' house!

So this blog will set me free as I tell the truth about every post I put on the other site.

Thanks for reading and helping me through part two of my "binge and cleanse" ritual.