Why haven't I posted anything since Friday on my evil Xymphora blog? Well, my mom just found out about it and threatened to kick me out of the basement if I didn't stop. Luckily, she doesn't know about this blog where I tell the truth.
Even though my mom isn't Jewish, I blame them for her punishing me. If it weren't for them telling Mindy Cohn not to date me, I would be married to her and living in my own house off of her massive Facts of Life residuals.
In the news today we hear that the Arab countries with the most oil revenues have donated a whopping $50k to world hunger relief. Great work... I'll need a few days to blame that on the Jews on my false blog, but really who are these evil people?
Oops, mom is coming. Bye!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
When I Wrote...
"The truth, which is very simple, very obvious, and yet so very hard to accept, is that the diaspora Jewish communities in the English-speaking world, even the most assimilated members of those communities, hold a consistently irrational attitude towards the idea of Jewishness, and the institution of the State of Israel, and the concept of Greater Israel, in representing and protecting Jewishness."
I REALLY meant to write:
"The truth, which is very simple, very obvious, and yet so very hard to accept, is that the diaspora Jewish communities in the English-speaking world, even the most assimilated members of those communities, hold a consistently irrational attitude towards people with insane crushes on Mindy Cohn. And they refuse to accept non-Jews who love her.
For that they must pay."
I REALLY meant to write:
"The truth, which is very simple, very obvious, and yet so very hard to accept, is that the diaspora Jewish communities in the English-speaking world, even the most assimilated members of those communities, hold a consistently irrational attitude towards people with insane crushes on Mindy Cohn. And they refuse to accept non-Jews who love her.
For that they must pay."
Obama
... will probably lose by 25 million votes. Not because of any conspiracies either... and not because Americans are racist.
It's because he isn't really a good candidate and most Democrats are okay with McCain.
It's because he isn't really a good candidate and most Democrats are okay with McCain.
The Truth
My Jew hatred is not only because of Mindy Cohn.
I'm also angry because the Jewish kids in my grade 12 class all did better in math than I did. Then they got the hot chicks at prom.
Damn!
I'm also angry because the Jewish kids in my grade 12 class all did better in math than I did. Then they got the hot chicks at prom.
Damn!
I have no Penis
It's true. I mean almost true. It's like 2 inches tops.
Hitler used to like women to kick him in the balls.
If only my beloved Mindy Cohn would even look at my balls.
Hitler used to like women to kick him in the balls.
If only my beloved Mindy Cohn would even look at my balls.
Defending Little Ol' Me?
Tee hee! I already see my silly readers are defending me.
Look folks, I stay anonymous because what I write is total bullshit! The fact that I've caught a few classic Jew-haters with that vineagar is no surprise in this world, but it makes me feel better that there are people more pathetic than I.
Xymphora is BS!! All of it!
God, confessing makes me feel better.
Look folks, I stay anonymous because what I write is total bullshit! The fact that I've caught a few classic Jew-haters with that vineagar is no surprise in this world, but it makes me feel better that there are people more pathetic than I.
Xymphora is BS!! All of it!
God, confessing makes me feel better.
Lies about Obama and Hillary
Whew! I went all-out in my trip away from reality today! I wrote about how the "Jewish Billionaires" are backing Hillary in the War for the Jews Party! (Oh Mindy, please forgive me).
Anyway, I had fun leaving out the fact that Jews support Obama big-time, (strange that they would though since I think they can do better with McCain), and his big finanical contributors are also Jewish billionaires and his campaign manager is another Jewish guy, (who Mindy Cohn would probably fall for... lucky guy!).
I am ashamed, but writing this hate beats asking my Canadian doctor to perform the penis-enlarging surgery I so desperately need for free. Greedy Jew!
See ya.
Anyway, I had fun leaving out the fact that Jews support Obama big-time, (strange that they would though since I think they can do better with McCain), and his big finanical contributors are also Jewish billionaires and his campaign manager is another Jewish guy, (who Mindy Cohn would probably fall for... lucky guy!).
I am ashamed, but writing this hate beats asking my Canadian doctor to perform the penis-enlarging surgery I so desperately need for free. Greedy Jew!
See ya.
Have You Seen The Real Me?
Hello, this blog is meant to keep me sane. I hope it works.
I am the person who writes the Jew-hating blog masquerading as an actual political awareness/liberal site known as xymphora.
But the truth is, I know everything I put in that blog is a lie. Lies that grow out of the fact that Jewish people have always made me feel inferior intellectually, morally, and especially sexually.
It all started when actress Mindy Cohn of "Facts of Life" fame and I dated. After our 17th date, I was finally able to start "closing the deal" if you know what I mean... when she took one look at my penis and couldn't stop laughing. It was humiliating. I knew then that I must grow up to be the next Adolf Hitler.
But being a Canadian, I really don't have much energy for that kind of stuff. So, I turned to the Internet where I pretend to be some kind of smarty pants indulging in "Wars for the Jews" rhetoric and the like.
At first, it helped. I've created a fantasy world where right is wrong and wrong is right, (murdering Arab terrorists are actually HEROES in my fantasy life).
But the truth is, I still love Mindy. And if she'll have me, I'm dying to get back with her. So I have to get rid of the blog. But then I have another problem: the ne0-Nazis and Arab terrorists who love my site, (pretending to be Western intellectuals of course), won't let me. If they only knew I was a pathetic coffee house barista still living in my parents' house!
So this blog will set me free as I tell the truth about every post I put on the other site.
Thanks for reading and helping me through part two of my "binge and cleanse" ritual.
I am the person who writes the Jew-hating blog masquerading as an actual political awareness/liberal site known as xymphora.
But the truth is, I know everything I put in that blog is a lie. Lies that grow out of the fact that Jewish people have always made me feel inferior intellectually, morally, and especially sexually.
It all started when actress Mindy Cohn of "Facts of Life" fame and I dated. After our 17th date, I was finally able to start "closing the deal" if you know what I mean... when she took one look at my penis and couldn't stop laughing. It was humiliating. I knew then that I must grow up to be the next Adolf Hitler.
But being a Canadian, I really don't have much energy for that kind of stuff. So, I turned to the Internet where I pretend to be some kind of smarty pants indulging in "Wars for the Jews" rhetoric and the like.
At first, it helped. I've created a fantasy world where right is wrong and wrong is right, (murdering Arab terrorists are actually HEROES in my fantasy life).
But the truth is, I still love Mindy. And if she'll have me, I'm dying to get back with her. So I have to get rid of the blog. But then I have another problem: the ne0-Nazis and Arab terrorists who love my site, (pretending to be Western intellectuals of course), won't let me. If they only knew I was a pathetic coffee house barista still living in my parents' house!
So this blog will set me free as I tell the truth about every post I put on the other site.
Thanks for reading and helping me through part two of my "binge and cleanse" ritual.
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